Chocolate Jesus has gotta go

Re: Chocolate Jesus has gotta go

Thumper wrote:

> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to fellate
> the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>
>
> Ummm, Ummm, good.

milk chocolate???

Re: Chocolate Jesus has gotta go

On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:00:16 -0400, Doug Payne <dwpayne@uwaterloo.ca>
wrote:

>Thumper wrote:
>
>> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to fellate
>> the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>>
>>
>> Ummm, Ummm, good.
>
>milk chocolate???

Creamy filling.


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Re: Chocolate Jesus has gotta go


<.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address,com > wrote in message
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> On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:00:16 -0400, Doug Payne <dwpayne@uwaterloo.ca>
> wrote:
>
>>Thumper wrote:
>>
>>> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to
>>> fellate
>>> the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>>>
>>>
>>> Ummm, Ummm, good.
>>
>>milk chocolate???
>
> Creamy filling.
>

With two nuts he must taste a lot like an Almond Joy.
Robert

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On Mon, 2 Apr 2007 21:11:31 -0800, "Robert Bolton"
<robertboltondrop@gci,net > wrote:

>
><.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address,com > wrote in message
>news:obu2131ljr1cel73kbl4aoats19f71k1hb@4ax,com ...
>> On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:00:16 -0400, Doug Payne <dwpayne@uwaterloo.ca>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Thumper wrote:
>>>
>>>> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to
>>>> fellate
>>>> the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ummm, Ummm, good.
>>>
>>>milk chocolate???
>>
>> Creamy filling.
>>
>
>With two nuts he must taste a lot like an Almond Joy.
>Robert
>

hey, Thumper - feel like a nut ?


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"Robert Bolton" <robertboltondrop@gci,net > wrote in message
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>
> <.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address,com > wrote in message
> news:obu2131ljr1cel73kbl4aoats19f71k1hb@4ax,com ...
>> On Mon, 02 Apr 2007 17:00:16 -0400, Doug Payne <dwpayne@uwaterloo.ca>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Thumper wrote:
>>>
>>>> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to
>>>> fellate
>>>> the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Ummm, Ummm, good.
>>>
>>>milk chocolate???
>>
>> Creamy filling.
>>
>
> With two nuts he must taste a lot like an Almond Joy.
> Robert

Two nuts? They must be "The Father" and "The Holy Ghost".

Thumper
>
>

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"Doug Payne" <dwpayne@uwaterloo.ca> wrote in message
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> Thumper wrote:
>
>> That's just plain wrong. Why, I would have flown to New York just to
>> fellate the crusified Christ's chocolate dong.
>>
>>
>> Ummm, Ummm, good.
>
> milk chocolate???

I believe he would "milk" the chocolate. ;-)

Re: Chocolate Jesus has gotta go

Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
the Mohammed cartoons.

Buddah will be laughing........

Re: Chocolate Jesus has gotta go

On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:53:47 +1200, BrianNZ <brian@itnz.co.nz> wrote:

>Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>the Mohammed cartoons.
>
>Buddah will be laughing........

No, just smiling.


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<.p.jm@see_my_sig_for_address,com > wrote in message
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> On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:53:47 +1200, BrianNZ <brian@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>
>>Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>>the Mohammed cartoons.
>>
>>Buddah will be laughing........
>
> No, just smiling.

Give his tummy a rub and see what happens. ;-)

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On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
> the Mohammed cartoons.
>
> Buddah will be laughing........

The Buddah is fat.

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BryanUT wrote:
> On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>> the Mohammed cartoons.
>>
>> Buddah will be laughing........
>
> The Buddah is fat.
>

Back when being fat was sign of good living. :)

I'd back fat Buddah against scrawny Jesus any day.

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On Apr 2, 3:29 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
> BryanUT wrote:
> > On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
> >> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
> >> the Mohammed cartoons.
>
> >> Buddah will be laughing........
>
> > The Buddah is fat.
>
> Back when being fat was sign of good living. :)
>
> I'd back fat Buddah against scrawny Jesus any day.

I think he got fat after he came to China. While he
was in India and Tibet I think he remained skinny
and ascetic.

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Rob Kleinschmidt wrote:
> On Apr 2, 3:29 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>> BryanUT wrote:
>>> On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>>> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>>>> the Mohammed cartoons.
>>>> Buddah will be laughing........
>>> The Buddah is fat.
>> Back when being fat was sign of good living. :)
>>
>> I'd back fat Buddah against scrawny Jesus any day.
>
> I think he got fat after he came to China. While he
> was in India and Tibet I think he remained skinny
> and ascetic.
>
>


??? You can get fat from fish heads and rice!

thats it, no more Chinese food for me!

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"BrianNZ" <brian@itnz.co.nz> wrote in message
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> Rob Kleinschmidt wrote:
>> On Apr 2, 3:29 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>> BryanUT wrote:
>>>> On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>>>> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>>>>> the Mohammed cartoons.
>>>>> Buddah will be laughing........
>>>> The Buddah is fat.
>>> Back when being fat was sign of good living. :)
>>>
>>> I'd back fat Buddah against scrawny Jesus any day.
>>
>> I think he got fat after he came to China. While he
>> was in India and Tibet I think he remained skinny
>> and ascetic.
>>
>>
>
>
> ??? You can get fat from fish heads and rice!
>
> thats it, no more Chinese food for me!

Apparently Chinese food in pretty bad for you:

http :// www .cnn,com /2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/03/21/chinese.food.ap/index.html

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BryanUT wrote:
> "BrianNZ" <brian@itnz.co.nz> wrote in message
> news:eus1cp$qhb$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
>> Rob Kleinschmidt wrote:
>>> On Apr 2, 3:29 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>>> BryanUT wrote:
>>>>> On Apr 2, 3:53 pm, BrianNZ <b...@itnz.co.nz> wrote:
>>>>>> Just goes to show theyr'e as nutty as the Muslims who took offence at
>>>>>> the Mohammed cartoons.
>>>>>> Buddah will be laughing........
>>>>> The Buddah is fat.
>>>> Back when being fat was sign of good living. :)
>>>>
>>>> I'd back fat Buddah against scrawny Jesus any day.
>>> I think he got fat after he came to China. While he
>>> was in India and Tibet I think he remained skinny
>>> and ascetic.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> ??? You can get fat from fish heads and rice!
>>
>> thats it, no more Chinese food for me!
>
> Apparently Chinese food in pretty bad for you:
>
> http :// www .cnn,com /2007/HEALTH/diet.fitness/03/21/chinese.food.ap/index.html
>
>


Amazing there aren't a couple of billion obese Chinese. Maybe manual
labour offsets unhealthy meals?

I won't be able to face this months Sweet'n'Sour Chicken meal......