Mid Life motorcyle woes

Mid Life motorcyle woes

After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, 'Honey, when we got married we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
motorcycle, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed and
Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, riding a cheap bike, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

On Apr 2, 1:31 pm, "john" <n...@this.add> wrote:
> After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one
> day and said, 'Honey, when we got married we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
> motorcycle, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
> but I
> got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
>
> 'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed and
> Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. It seems
> to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
>
> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
> hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
> living in a cheap apartment, riding a cheap bike, sleeping on a sofa bed
> and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
>
> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
> crisis...


A woman here at work knows how to solve her problems- she just sent
out an email looking to borrow a wood chipper.

<shudder>


Dave

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

"XR650L_Dave" <
> On Apr 2, 1:31 pm, "john" <n...@this.add> wrote:
>> After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one
>> day and said, 'Honey, when we got married we had a cheap apartment, a
>> cheap
>> motorcycle, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
>> but I
>> got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
>>
>> 'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed
>> and
>> Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. It seems
>> to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
>>
>> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
>> hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
>> living in a cheap apartment, riding a cheap bike, sleeping on a sofa bed
>> and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
>>
>> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
>> crisis...
>
>
> A woman here at work knows how to solve her problems- she just sent
> out an email looking to borrow a wood chipper.
>
> <shudder>
>
>
> Dave

I have one of those PTO driven ones...
does she have a tractor?

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

On Apr 2, 1:44 pm, "john" <n...@this.add> wrote:
> "XR650L Dave" <
>
>
>
> > On Apr 2, 1:31 pm, "john" <n...@this.add> wrote:
> >> After being married for many years, I took a careful look at my wife one
> >> day and said, 'Honey, when we got married we had a cheap apartment, a
> >> cheap
> >> motorcycle, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV,
> >> but I
> >> got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
>
> >> 'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed
> >> and
> >> Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman. It seems
> >> to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
>
> >> My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
> >> hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
> >> living in a cheap apartment, riding a cheap bike, sleeping on a sofa bed
> >> and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
>
> >> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
> >> crisis...
>
> > A woman here at work knows how to solve her problems- she just sent
> > out an email looking to borrow a wood chipper.
>
> > <shudder>
>
> > Dave
>
> I have one of those PTO driven ones...
> does she have a tractor?


You want to go play Fargo with her, you can talk to her yourself!

Dave

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

On Apr 2, 2:31 pm, "john" <n...@this.add> wrote:

<snip>

> Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
> crisis...


yeah, with some women, it might be much much better sleep on a sofa
and ride a cheap bike and BE FREE!!!!! What good it is to have a big
house and hear complaints all the time...

-- Tiago

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

> 'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed and
> Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman.  It seems
> to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

Been thinking about trading my 40 for a couple of 20's myself...

JayC

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes


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>On Wed, 2 Apr 2008 12:02:48 -0700 (PDT), JayC <jwc@sysmatrix,net > wrote:

>> 'Now I have a huge home, a Bunch of expensive motorcycles , nice big bed and
>> Big Flat screen TV, but I'm sleeping with an old woman.  It seems
>> to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'
>
>Been thinking about trading my 40 for a couple of 20's myself...
>
>JayC
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Jay, be careful!
Always remember:
20 will go into 40 more times than 40 will go into 20.

Jim



Wudsracer/Jim Cook
Smackover Racing
'06 Gas Gas DE300
'82 Husqvarna XC250
Team LAGNAF

Re: Mid Life motorcyle woes

> Always remember:
> 20 will go into 40 more times than 40 will go into 20.

Eh, they make pills for that now ;).

JayC