CS is an endangered speciesCS = Customer Service
My bike hauler (Nissan Titan) is basically 4 years old and the stock
battery is past it's prime and is no longer reliable. We like the
truck and plan on keeping it for a long time. So, I decided to by an
Optima battery and after researching the forums, I found that I needed
a the Red Top model 34R. (800 CCA w/ reverse terminals) Optima's
website showed that Pep Boys, Autozone, 4 Wheel Parts Warehouse and
Bayland Battery carries the brand. I called Autozone first and was
told right away that they do not have that battery in stock, but will
order one if I come down and pay in advance. OK, but I figure I would
try the other Optima dealers. Next, I called Bayland Battery. All I
got was an answering machine. I left a message and still have not had
my call returned. I called Pep Boys next and spoke with the manager
and he told me they had one. Great! So I hop in the truck and head
down to the store with a smile on my face. I walk in and go strait to
the batteries. They had plenty on Model 34, but ZERO 34Rs. Relax
Mike, it's probably sitting behind the counter. So I patiently wait
to speak with the Mark the Manager. Mark remembered my call, but led
me to the same bunch of batteries I had just looked through. I
explained, that I was very specific on the phone and that of all the
people in the store, I expect the manager to get it right. I was
pissed and before I left, he was too. Screw him. That was my gas I
wasted because of him. I dove home and tried not to be a jerk to my
wife. Well, I calmed down sufficiantely and called the last place I
was willing to talk with.
Clerk : 4 Wheel Parts Warehouse....
Me: Hi, I need an Optima Red Top battery. I need model 34R.
Clerk: Hold on while I check...........45sec later......Sir, we have
one.
Me: Are you sure it's a model 34R? as in Reverse Terminal?
Clerk: Yes sir, and if you get down here before we close today,
we will cover the tax.
Me: I'll be there in 30 minutes
So I get to the shop and it's pretty small. The only batteries they
carry is the Optima brand and they had 6 model 34s and not one of the
34R models.
Me: Hi, I called about 30 minutes ago about an Optima model 34R
battery.
Clerk: They are right there.
Me: They may be there, but the battery I called and asked about
SPECIFICALLY, is not there.
Clerk: well it is supposed to be (as he starts typing away at his
computer)
Me: So, seeing that you had me waste a trip here, what kind of
deal will you make me if I order it though you guys?
Clerk: Well, that will be somewhere around $214 total.
Me: OK, I'm leaving before I scream nasty things at you that you
totally deserve.
So I stopped by the Autozone and ordered my battery and will pick it
up Tuesday or Wednesday. I drank heavily until we headed for dinner
(Tracy driving) where I dined on Venison and washed it down with a
fine Pinot Noir. That's where I was when Tami stopped by to find me
gone.
Mike Baxter