Re: Cold"The Real Bev" <
> Mike W. wrote:
>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 11:20:47 -0700 (PDT), JayC <jwc@sysmatrix,net > wrote:
>> were set to "11" since the most likely cause was pertussis
>
> Whooping cough? Here? I thought that was illegal.
>
we're getting all kinds of stuff since our borders are "open"
>> which is big out
>
> My SIL swears by her neti pot. Google it. It's disgusting.
that or take or a swim in the surf...
> When I start feeling coldish I slam down 5 grams of ascorbic acid and
> another 5 grams later on and maybe another 5 after that. I haven't had a
> cold in decades.
>
> My penance, of course, is joint pain the orthopedists and their x-rays and
> MRIs can't explain. Actually I don't give a shit about the explanation, I
> just want it to go away.
the pain is do to all that easy living <grin>
this of course come from a guy who right now
can hardly get up out of his chair due to back pain...
a doc told me in the 80's soccer or being able to walk
i choose walking... so far it's panned out pretty good.
>
>> Back in the day, I'd always have some asshole from the equator walk up at
>> the university and hack in my face (you know.. sorta like that
>> third-world
>> bus station experience called SJC) around Christmas... which would put me
>> on the couch for a couple of weeks during Winter Break. Zero issues since
>> I
>> got into chemistry. If anyone construes this as medical advice, kiss
>> Jay's ass.
>
> Not likely.
>
> --
> Cheers, Bev
> ------------------------------------------------------------------
> "If you were trying to be offensive, you would have succeeded if I
> hadn't realized you have no idea what you are talking about."
> -- FernandoP
how did jay's posterior get into this thread?
john
An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted
a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant
to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the Ranger shouted, "maybe I'll just go out and get my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"
The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a
couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."
So the Ranger headed into the bayou that same day and a few hours later came
upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "those must be
the two Marines the guy in town was talking about." Just then, the Ranger
saw a tremendously long gator swimming rapidly underwater towards one of the
Marines.
Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck with both
hands and strangled it to death with very little effort. Then both Marines
dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back. Laying nearby were several
more of the creatures.
One of the Marines then exclaimed, "Damn, this one doesn't have any shoes
either!"