Re: Replacement dual sport bike"oldfart" <alan.westcoast@gmail,com > wrote in message
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> Find a plated Kawasaki 220 kdx. Once you have ridden it off road you
> won't want anything else. OF
While I personally lean that direction (though I like my street plated
GasGas 300, and don't ride on the street anyway), I think if Jeff was
willing to make that sacrifice in streetability, he'd probably make do with
the street plated ATK 250 or the street plated KTM 300EXC he already has.
Jeff has recently turned 50, and apparently at altitude that makes you
pretty old, so he needs to beat up on unsuspecting (or masochisitic)
"Adventure Bike" riders on bikes with fairings and stuff. To lure them into
his snares, he needs to be able to ride fairly long stretches of roads, ones
like you could drive a car on or something, and his aging buttocks need all
of the support they can get so that when they finally arrive at the real
riding he can still "Jefficate" the poor saps on the behemoth street bikes,
leading them into rougher and narrower trails until they do heinous cosmetic
damage to their staggeringly expensive and well protected adventure bikes,
then he takes lots of pictures and posts them on the internet for everyone
to look at and go "Look at those crazy bastards trail riding BMWs" and
stuff. Jeff apparently has a waiting list of these guys itching to ride with
him. My guess is he's trying to step up his pace, and the lighter bike will
help him recover faster (at his age, you know) so he can Jefficate his next
batch, and finish them all off before time takes it's inevitable toll on his
weary old bones and he is limited to cruising dirt roads on a boxer twin
with a high front fender.
I wonder if I could get a similar gig going out here in the Northwest?
Hm-m-m.
Jeff, have you ever considered franchising?
Tim H
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