Actress murdered

Actress murdered

Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or
other...

Re: Actress murdered

On May 27, 11:16 am, oldfart <alan.westco...@gmail,com > wrote:
> Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or
> other...

No, with her fork.

Re: Actress murdered

On May 27, 2:16 pm, oldfart <alan.westco...@gmail,com > wrote:
> Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or
> other...

I don't get it.

JayC

Re: Actress murdered

On May 27, 3:31 pm, JayC <j...@sysmatrix,net > wrote:
> On May 27, 2:16 pm, oldfart <alan.westco...@gmail,com > wrote:
>
> > Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or
> > other...
>
> I don't get it.
>
> JayC


I get 'Reese Witherspoon' out of it, but beyond that...


Dave

Re: Actress murdered

>
> > > Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or

.
> I get 'Reese Witherspoon' out of it, but beyond that...

Witherspoon?

It was done with a knife.

Re: Actress murdered


"oldfart" <alan.westcoast@gmail,com > wrote in message
news:10d7f0ec-463c-4e87-960c-ff27470711ec@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups,com ...
> >
>> > > Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something or
>
> .
>> I get 'Reese Witherspoon' out of it, but beyond that...
>
> Witherspoon?
>
> It was done with a knife.
>
Witherknife

Re: Actress murdered


"Marvel" <goh@justfres,com > wrote in message
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>
> "oldfart" <alan.westcoast@gmail,com > wrote in message
> news:10d7f0ec-463c-4e87-960c-ff27470711ec@i76g2000hsf.googlegroups,com ...
>> >
>>> > > Last night in Las Vegas. I believe her name was Reese... something
>>> > > or
>>
>> .
>>> I get 'Reese Witherspoon' out of it, but beyond that...
>>
>> Witherspoon?
>>
>> It was done with a knife.
>>
> Witherknife
>
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