Re: Should I Divorce Eric?On Apr 22, 1:00 pm, SloCalSpode <jjwall...@earthlink,net > wrote:
> I have been biting my tongue all week on this, but, my curiosity has
> got the best of me. First, I am sorry to hear about the damage to
> your new scoot. Sux to get that first scratch and this one sounds
> like a doozie.
"Scratch" my ass. This is broken plastic. I didn't say anything to him
about the scratches in my shiny new red plastic from him scooting
between my FZR and the Husky.
> Does the Husky have one of those "Euro-designed" auto-retract
> side stands?
Kinda sorta. It's nowhere near as lethal as the GasGas contraption.
The sidestand had nothing to do with it. He put his hand in the handy-
dandy little hole in the sidepanel that looks *exactly* like a
grabhandle as he hoisted it up onto the stand.
He was preparing to tear it all down and re-grease everything and make
sure everything was perfect for me ( <snicker!> Here he is busting his
ass to make sure my pretty new ride is all safe and properly set up
and everything and all I can do is complain about plastic that's gonna
break anyway as soon as I fall down on it...and it *will* happen
eventually<G>) but as it turns out, it isn't really a grab handle, as
the plastic doesn't really line up with the frame rails. All the
weight transfers to the plastic instead of the frame rail. Oh well,
just another instance of that Euro 90% thing. I'm prepared to accept
it.
> The GasGas owners amond us have many bruised shins to
> attest to the usless stupidity of that design.
Oh yes. I am very well aware of that lurking danger.
> I was just wondering if that was the cause of the mis-happ.
Nope.
>
> My GF just got a 2008 Ninja 250.
Neato!! Kawasaki did a *great* job on the update to the little
Ninjette. A good friend of mine that used to race with Eric (and my
boyfriend at the time...) and Eric and I thought about getting 3 brand
new ones and taking them to the track. No mods allowed other than
suspension set-up. It would be Duel To The Death every weekend! How
fun would that be at Sears Point? We'd probably be bored to tears at
Willow Springs (or blow the motors, whichever came first) but wouldn't
that be just the most fun thing? Hell, they're cheap enough. I could
have outfitted the whole team for what I paid for the Husky. Tell her
congratulations for me, and for heaven's sake don't scratch the damned
thing! Also, MSF is a great idea.
> It's blue, it's PERFECT, and
> it is sitting in my garage with 12 other bikes.
I have experienced the joy of selling a bike and having elbow room,
having sold my WR250F about a month ago, and I must admit that the
feeling is intoxicating. Now the FZR is going to an ex-FZR racer this
weekend. I'm starting to eye a few more bikes, too, but can't really
justify selling the 125, the Pamp *or* the 450, though. Maybe I'll
sell one of Eric's bikes instead <G>
> I pucker up a little
> in fear I will be the one to put the first scratch/dent in her new
> toy.
I have a word of advice for you: Don't.
> I had to move it out of the way twice and rode it once for about a
> mile. I was a tight as a nun every time I touched it.
I can imagine. Eric doesn't even want to ride my SM til it gets broken
in. I have a feeling, though, that it's because he wants to treat it
like a red-headed stepchild instead of the red-headed Italian Love
Goddess that it is.
<images of Sophia and Gina come to mind...mmm!>
> Enjoy your new SuMo and in a year everything will be forgotten....
Eric and I went hooliganizing on Saturday night. I never gave that
broken plastic one little thought. All I could think was "Damn, this
motor rocks!...I love this 6-speed gearbox...hey! That curb looks just
like a jump!...I kinda look good in red, don't I?...I wonder how much
a full Leo Vince costs?...ooh, I wish I was taller...dang, this
reminds me of when Eric and I were first dating...he sure looks good
in his Belstaff jacket...Oh boy! Speedbumps!...this shit is too fun!"
> SloCalSpode
Be sure and tell your gal congrats on the new Ninja. I'm kinda
jealous, even though I know I need to draw the line somewhere.
Tami-