ot: but not really

ot: but not really

so I was looking through my mom(motorcycle operations manual) and just laugh
at least on every page the warning "......which could result in death or
serious injury."

My Second thought is how many times is that in the mom?

Third thought how many more times will it be in next years mom?

I am guessing when I get my big project done today I will ponder one of
those questions while I drink my favorite drink.

But my first thought is this: * w w w .youtube . com /watch?v=rZVjKlBCvhg
which leads to this:
* w w w .youtube . com /watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw&feature=related
then to this one:
* w w w .youtube . com /watch?v=hYeFcSq7Mxg&feature=related

Invisible68

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Invisible68 wrote:
> so I was looking through my mom(motorcycle operations manual) and just laugh
> at least on every page the warning "......which could result in death or
> serious injury."
>
> My Second thought is how many times is that in the mom?

I was bored one evening. Really bored. So I counted how many times that
phrase was in the repair manual for a 2005 Touring bike. I don't recall
the exact number, but it was about 162 or 192...those figures stick in
my mind for some reason.

It made me nervous repairing my own bike.

(snip)

--
Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3

"Make sure you know where my life insurance policy is, Dear. I'm going
to change the oil on the motorcycle."

Re: ot: but not really

Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
> Invisible68 wrote:
>> so I was looking through my mom(motorcycle operations manual) and just
>> laugh at least on every page the warning "......which could result in
>> death or serious injury."
>>
>> My Second thought is how many times is that in the mom?


Shouldn't question mom. Mom warns us of impending dangers all
throughout our lives. That's because mom loves us and doesn't want
anything bad to happen to us. Why do you think "i love mom" tattoos are
so popular? Didn't your mom teach you anything for krist sakes?

>
> I was bored one evening. Really bored.

You live in Kansas...

--
BS205© DOF#FiftyTo G&W CVNS-FD#1-7®

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Al wrote:
> Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:

>> I was bored one evening. Really bored.
>
> You live in Kansas...

I lived in Kansas for awhile. Staring off into the distance can be a
full time occupation there. There's a whole lot of distance to be
stared into there.

And not nearly enough people are up to the task.
--

Spunky Hussein Tuna
radical ChristoIslamic fundamentalist Pescasupremacist...
but not at all bitter

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Spunky Hussein Tuna wrote:
> Al wrote:
>> Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
>
>>> I was bored one evening. Really bored.
>>
>> You live in Kansas...
>
> I lived in Kansas for awhile. Staring off into the distance can be a
> full time occupation there. There's a whole lot of distance to be
> stared into there.
>
> And not nearly enough people are up to the task.

But talk about sunsets! We have 'em in Kansas. None more beautiful.

--
Andy aka Big Stinkie BS#252 SLOB#3

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Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:

> But talk about sunsets! We have 'em in Kansas. None more beautiful.

Nothing like a Kansas sunset during a Tornado I say. :)

"Looky there! A cow really does jump over the moon...er, sun! "

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On Fri, 02 May 2008 12:51:38 -0500, Andy aka Big Stinkie
<andythe@earthlink . net > wrote:

>But talk about sunsets! We have 'em in Kansas. None more beautiful.

Heck, I wouldna thought you'd have enough polution to have beautiful
sunsets.
--
_____ _____
| ____| |__ / Larry from St. Louis, MO
| _| / / SENS, MAMBM, MISFIT, TOMKAT
| |___ / /_ BS #269 DOF #(I forget)
|_____| /____| 105th Anniversary Edition Ultra

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"Andy aka Big Stinkie" <andythe@earthlink . net > wrote in message
news:481b54af$1@127.0.0.1...
> Spunky Hussein Tuna wrote:
>> Al wrote:
>>> Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
>>
>>>> I was bored one evening. Really bored.
>>>
>>> You live in Kansas...
>>
>> I lived in Kansas for awhile. Staring off into the distance can be a
>> full time occupation there. There's a whole lot of distance to be stared
>> into there.
>>
>> And not nearly enough people are up to the task.
>
> But talk about sunsets! We have 'em in Kansas. None more beautiful.

I guess a lot of us feel the same way about where we live. The sun setting
over the Gulf of Mexico when the clouds are just right is a sight to behold.
Maybe not as spectacular as a very, very....um..chubby woman in a high rise
red competition tank suit playing volley ball on the sand behind a Beach bar
but real close. Oh wait, I have my mental visions in the wrong columns.
Sorry about that.

--

Wayne
AH52
The road goes on forever

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dual45s wrote:

> I guess a lot of us feel the same way about where we live. The sun setting
> over the Gulf of Mexico when the clouds are just right is a sight to behold.
> Maybe not as spectacular as a very, very....um..chubby woman in a high rise
> red competition tank suit playing volley ball on the sand behind a Beach bar
> but real close. Oh wait, I have my mental visions in the wrong columns.
> Sorry about that.

Canadian snowbirds haven't left yet?
--

Spunky Hussein Tuna
radical ChristoIslamic fundamentalist Pescasupremacist...
but not at all bitter

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Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
> Spunky Hussein Tuna wrote:
>> Al wrote:
>>> Andy aka Big Stinkie wrote:
>>
>>>> I was bored one evening. Really bored.
>>>
>>> You live in Kansas...
>>
>> I lived in Kansas for awhile. Staring off into the distance can be a
>> full time occupation there. There's a whole lot of distance to be
>> stared into there.
>>
>> And not nearly enough people are up to the task.
>
> But talk about sunsets! We have 'em in Kansas. None more beautiful.

One of the things that surprised me when we moved to Mukilfuckingteo on
the west coast was the relative lack of sunset. I suppose it's because
of the mountains and the ocean and all that, but in the summer it would
stay light enough to read a newspaper until almost ten at night and then
in like fifteen minutes it'd be pitch black.

Or maybe that's when the drugs kicked in.

I'm no altogether sure.
--

Spunky Hussein Tuna
radical ChristoIslamic fundamentalist Pescasupremacist...
but not at all bitter