Re: Hey SpunkyOn Sat, 10 May 2008 16:04:49 GMT, Omar <me@somewhere,net > wrote:
>Jinks wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 09 May 2008 11:28:57 -0700, snarl@trippin,com wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Thu, 08 May 2008 19:32:55 -0400, Spunky Hussein Tuna
>>><spunkyhusseintuna@earthlink,net > wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>snarl@trippin,com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 08 May 2008 14:26:20 -0500, George Pollard <george@hiwaay,net >
>>>>>wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Yer next beeg motah?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>< http :// v-quad,com />
>>>>>
>>>>>Mutherfucker but you could have some fun at a dealer with one of
>>>>>those... I want th' plugs changed, lifters adjusted, and a dyno run,
>>>>>please.
>>>>
>>>>Shit, around here just walking in and telling them you need four spark
>>>>plugs would make their heads burst in a fountain of strawberry goo.
>>>
>>>Dunno about there, but here that's a prerequisite to employment at
>>>said establishments. Once they're at th' blank stare stage, they get
>>>a name tag.
>>>
>>>I also heard that H-D has a partnership with Hooters which has them
>>>send H-D their rejected applicants, who they then employ as bootique
>>>bimbo's. In return H-D recommends Hooters joints to broke down tramps
>>>who're stuck waitin' fer th' blank staring techs to figure out how to
>>>remove a link from a rear chain.
>>>
>>>It wasn't in th' flat rate charts, but they felt pretty damned proud
>>>that it only took 'em 3 1/2 mutherfucking hours.
>>>
>>>Snarl... true story
>>
>>
>> Uh, did one of the bootique bimbo's have to show 'em how to file it off
>> with a fingernail file?!
>
>Axshully, I think they had the manager's otherwise unemployable BIL
>working on it. At least that's how it happened in Cheyenne. Maybe
>Snarl's talking about another time.
Nope, that's th' one. It took th' same slack jawed tech a fuckin'
hour to balance my tire. But, there was a happy ending... remember
who bought us drinks all night across th' street at th' Outlaw Bar?
Snarl... bet he blew most of his paycheck, heh, heh