OT: A little humor

OT: A little humor

What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

Grandpa.


(Well, I *said* it was little, didn't I?)
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OT: A little humor

Recently came across this joke which probably originated just after dogs
were domesticated.

Two guys walking down the road see a dog lying there and licking himself.

First gut says, "Boy! I sure wish I could do that!"

Second guy says, " Maybe you'd better pet him first."

Ba Da Boom!!

Vox Knox

"EZ" <EZ.Rider@NOSPAM.sbcglobal,net > wrote in message
news:c959245k5f3i0fbaich7980pma93skvmse@4ax,com ...
> What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?
>
> Grandpa.
>
>
> (Well, I *said* it was little, didn't I?)
> --
> _____ _____
> | ____| |__ / Larry from St. Louis, MO
> | _| / / SENS, MAMBM, MISFIT, TOMKAT
> | |___ / /_ BS #269 DOF #(I forget)
> |_____| /____| 105th Anniversary Edition Ultra

Re: OT: A little humor

Vox Knox wrote:
> Recently came across this joke which probably originated just after dogs
> were domesticated.
>
> Two guys walking down the road see a dog lying there and licking himself.
>
> First gut says, "Boy! I sure wish I could do that!"
>
> Second guy says, " Maybe you'd better pet him first."

Two old gents sitting on the porch with a hound between them licking
himself. First says, "I wish I could do that". Second says, "well
reach over there and pat him on the head and maybe he'll let you".


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Re: OT: A little humor


"JMark" <woof@noaddy.rom> wrote in message
news:4825b4bb$0$5166$4c368faf@roadrunner,com ...
> Vox Knox wrote:
>> Recently came across this joke which probably originated just after dogs
>> were domesticated.
>>
>> Two guys walking down the road see a dog lying there and licking himself.
>>
>> First gut says, "Boy! I sure wish I could do that!"
>>
>> Second guy says, " Maybe you'd better pet him first."
>
> Two old gents sitting on the porch with a hound between them licking
> himself. First says, "I wish I could do that". Second says, "well reach
> over there and pat him on the head and maybe he'll let you".

Three guys are discussing how intoxicated they got the previous night;
First guy said he was so wasted he pissed in his closet.
Second guy said he puked in his wife's lap while going down.
Third guy said he blew chunks.

First two guys say, so what?
Third guy says, "you don't understand, Chunks is my dog".

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Tony D AH# 129
Philly Hoodlum©#37

Re: OT: A little humor

Tony D wrote:

>
> Three guys are discussing how intoxicated they got the previous night;
> First guy said he was so wasted he pissed in his closet.
> Second guy said he puked in his wife's lap while going down.
> Third guy said he blew chunks.
>
> First two guys say, so what?
> Third guy says, "you don't understand, Chunks is my dog".
>

And you don't have a slob# ????

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Re: OT: A little humor

Al wrote:
> Tony D wrote:
>
>>
>> Three guys are discussing how intoxicated they got the previous
>> night; First guy said he was so wasted he pissed in his closet.
>> Second guy said he puked in his wife's lap while going down.
>> Third guy said he blew chunks.
>>
>> First two guys say, so what?
>> Third guy says, "you don't understand, Chunks is my dog".
>>
>
> And you don't have a slob# ????

He and I were slobs before there were numbers . I'm also a cunning
linguist ...
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Snag
'90 Ultra "Strider"
'39 WLDD "Popcycle"
Buncha cars and a truck

Re: OT: A little humor


"Terry Coombs" <snagone@bellsouth,net > wrote in message
news:RolVj.1055$Kk3.1040@bignews9.bellsouth,net ...
> Al wrote:
>> Tony D wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Three guys are discussing how intoxicated they got the previous
>>> night; First guy said he was so wasted he pissed in his closet.
>>> Second guy said he puked in his wife's lap while going down.
>>> Third guy said he blew chunks.
>>>
>>> First two guys say, so what?
>>> Third guy says, "you don't understand, Chunks is my dog".
>>>
>>
>> And you don't have a slob# ????
>
> He and I were slobs before there were numbers . I'm also a cunning
> linguist ...
> --

I'm from France also:)

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Tony "Born a Slob" D AH# 129
Philly Hoodlum©#37