Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

This is all too funny and sad at the same time. I never thought I would
live long enough to see someone create plastic Photoshop composite
abominations as only Bret can, but he just had his dick rubbed in the dirt
by a Nikon shooter. No, it's not an honor for a Nikon shooter to create
this type of crap, but the good folks on Dpreview are getting a good laugh
over it. At least Bret still holds the title for over-cropping and applying
Tennessee bokeh. Two out of three aint bad!

< http :// forums.dpreview,com /forums/readflat.asp?forum21&thread'989787>




Rita
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Re: Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

"Rita Berkowitz" <ritaberk2008@aol,com > wrote in message
news:MLSdndlegc-rXa VnZ2dnUVZ o7inZ2d@supernews,com ...
> This is all too funny and sad at the same time. I never thought I would
> live long enough to see someone create plastic Photoshop composite
> abominations as only Bret can,

I thought you were talking about yourself with the PVC look photos, Brett
could never hope to achieve your mastery of that particular look.

but he just had his dick rubbed in the dirt
> by a Nikon shooter. No, it's not an honor for a Nikon shooter to create
> this type of crap, but the good folks on Dpreview are getting a good laugh
> over it. At least Bret still holds the title for over-cropping and
> applying
> Tennessee bokeh. Two out of three aint bad!

Again with the self praise and confusion, you dont honestly think Brett
could hold a candle to your over cropping and piss poor bokeh do you :-)
Its OK, keep posting your crap photos, we get nearly as much mirth from them
as we do from Douggie's "Stepped out Panno's" :-)


>
> < http :// forums.dpreview,com /forums/readflat.asp?forum21&thread'989787>
>
>
>
>
> Rita
> --
> Stamping out Internet stupidity one idiot at a time. Never empower the
> idiot, embrace it and stimulate it. For more details go to the Usenet
> Stimulus Project page.
>
> http :// ritaberk.myhosting247,com
>

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Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

On May 20, 8:12 am, "Rita Berkowitz" <ritaberk2...@aol,com > wrote:
> This is all too funny and sad at the same time.  I never thought I would
> live long enough to see someone create plastic Photoshop composite
> abominations as only Bret can, but he just had his dick rubbed in the dirt
> by a Nikon shooter.  No, it's not an honor for a Nikon shooter to create
> this type of crap, but the good folks on Dpreview are getting a good laugh
> over it.  At least Bret still holds the title for over-cropping and applying
> Tennessee bokeh.  Two out of three aint bad!
>
> < http :// forums.dpreview,com /forums/readflat.asp?forum=1021&thread=2798...>
>
> Rita
> --
> Stamping out Internet stupidity one idiot at a time.  Never empower the
> idiot, embrace it and stimulate it.  For more details go to the Usenet
> Stimulus Project page.
>
> http :// ritaberk.myhosting247,com


Hey where is the aus.photo narc when you need him? Or does he have
his own set of double standards?

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

Helen wrote,on my timestamp of 20/05/2008 11:31 PM:
> On May 20, 8:12 am, "Rita Berkowitz" <ritaberk2...@aol,com > wrote:
>> This is all too funny and sad at the same time. I never thought I would
>> live long enough to see someone create plastic Photoshop composite
>> abominations as only Bret can, but he just had his dick rubbed in the dirt
>> by a Nikon shooter. No, it's not an honor for a Nikon shooter to create
>> this type of crap, but the good folks on Dpreview are getting a good laugh
>> over it. At least Bret still holds the title for over-cropping and applying
>> Tennessee bokeh. Two out of three aint bad!
>>
>> < http :// forums.dpreview,com /forums/readflat.asp?forum21&thread'98...>
>>
>> Rita
>> --
>> Stamping out Internet stupidity one idiot at a time. Never empower the
>> idiot, embrace it and stimulate it. For more details go to the Usenet
>> Stimulus Project page.
>>
>> http :// ritaberk.myhosting247,com
>
>
> Hey where is the aus.photo narc when you need him? Or does he have
> his own set of double standards?
>


Right here, STUPID BITCH.

And if you were even half as intelligent as you
presume, you'd realize that "Rita's" post is quite
legitimate in aus.photo and done by someone who has
contributed to that newsgroup a bit more than you or your
idiot arse-licking target.

There is a difference between posting a general interest
article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
much like.

As for the cross-posting to other groups, that is for the
morons in them to complain about if they so wish. Talk
to them. I only deal with aus.photo and the crap
that you and your pedo insist on posting.

Got it or do you want me to use smaller words,
you STUPID BITCH?

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
> There is a difference between posting a general interest
> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
> much like.
>

That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
Dumbass.

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

Annika1980 wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 1:23 AM:
> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>> There is a difference between posting a general interest
>> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>> much like.
>>
>
> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
> and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
> Dumbass.
>
>
>


Yes, I did, and joked about it
because that is precisely what it
deserved. Although of course you
missed it.

At least it was not promoted as a stellar
example of crop-and-over-sharpen, like the crap
you constantly cross-post, turdbreath.

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>
> > There is a difference between posting a general interest
> > article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
> > shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
> > over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
> > much like.
>
> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
> and balls, is it?  Was that an article about imaging technique?
> Dumbass.


He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
in his own crude.

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

On Tue, 20 May 2008 10:33:01 -0700 (PDT), Helen
<helensilverburg@hotmail,com > wrote:

>On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
>> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>>
>> > There is a difference between posting a general interest
>> > article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>> > shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>> > over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>> > much like.
>>
>> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
>> and balls, is it?  Was that an article about imaging technique?
>> Dumbass.
>
>
>He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
>everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
>fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
>shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
>in his own crude.

Congratulations, Helen. You have finally written a post and posted it
only one time. You have finally written a post that does not praise
Annika as if he is the Second Coming.

I'm glad to see that you can laugh and shake your head at the same
time. Now try walking and chewing gum at the same time. It may take
you several tries, but I'm sure you can do it.


--
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

tony cooper wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 3:56 AM:
> On Tue, 20 May 2008 10:33:01 -0700 (PDT), Helen
> <helensilverburg@hotmail,com > wrote:
>
>> On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
>>> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> There is a difference between posting a general interest
>>>> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>>>> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>>>> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>>>> much like.
>>> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
>>> and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
>>> Dumbass.
>>
>> He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
>> everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
>> fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
>> shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
>> in his own crude.
>
> Congratulations, Helen. You have finally written a post and posted it
> only one time. You have finally written a post that does not praise
> Annika as if he is the Second Coming.
>
> I'm glad to see that you can laugh and shake your head at the same
> time. Now try walking and chewing gum at the same time. It may take
> you several tries, but I'm sure you can do it.
>
>


Now now, be careful.
We don't want to harm the little STUPID BITCH,
do we? All we want is for her to reduce herself
to her insignificance.

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

Helen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 3:33 AM:
> On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
>> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>>
>>> There is a difference between posting a general interest
>>> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>>> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>>> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>>> much like.
>> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
>> and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
>> Dumbass.
>
>
> He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
> everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
> fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
> shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
> in his own crude.


Hey "Helen":

FUCK OFF, you and your opinions.

Got it, sweet diddums?

Now piss off back to your turd hole,
STUPID BITCH!

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

Noons wrote:
> Helen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 3:33 AM:
>> On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
>>> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>>>
>>>> There is a difference between posting a general interest
>>>> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>>>> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>>>> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>>>> much like.
>>> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
>>> and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
>>> Dumbass.
>>
>>
>> He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
>> everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
>> fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
>> shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
>> in his own crude.
>
>
> Hey "Helen":
>
> FUCK OFF, you and your opinions.
>
> Got it, sweet diddums?
>
> Now piss off back to your turd hole,
> STUPID BITCH!

Are you a MAN, Noons, or a ten-year-old kid from a dysfunctional home
with the biggest potty mouth this side of the black stump? Take a good
look at your attitude, and realise how you appear to others in this
group. As an Australian (born, or immigrant?) you are a disgrace to your
country - and that is from a Kiwi.

Colin D.
** Posted from http :// www .teranews,com **

Re: Attn: Noons! Re: Crossposting.

Colin D wrote:
> Noons wrote:
>> Helen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 3:33 AM:
>>> On May 20, 11:23 am, Annika1980 <annika1...@aol,com > wrote:
>>>> On May 20, 10:26 am, Noons <wizofo...@yahoo,com .au> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> There is a difference between posting a general interest
>>>>> article about imaging technique and the typical moronic,
>>>>> shouted, self-satisfying, cropped and ridiculously
>>>>> over-sharpened CRAP that you and your pedophile so
>>>>> much like.
>>>> That's why you responded to the crossposted shot of a dog's hairy ass
>>>> and balls, is it? Was that an article about imaging technique?
>>>> Dumbass.
>>>
>>>
>>> He said exactly what I predicted, and I just wanted to prove to
>>> everyone that he has his own set of standards. He's proven to be a
>>> fascist, a bigot and an arrogant slob. He just makes me laugh as I
>>> shake my head in disgust. He's an annoying mosquito. Let him exalt
>>> in his own crude.
>>
>>
>> Hey "Helen":
>>
>> FUCK OFF, you and your opinions.
>>
>> Got it, sweet diddums?
>>
>> Now piss off back to your turd hole,
>> STUPID BITCH!
>
> Are you a MAN, Noons, or a ten-year-old kid from a dysfunctional home
> with the biggest potty mouth this side of the black stump? Take a good
> look at your attitude, and realise how you appear to others in this
> group. As an Australian (born, or immigrant?) you are a disgrace to your
> country - and that is from a Kiwi.
>
> Colin D.
> ** Posted from http :// www .teranews,com **
Maybe he's the last convict sent there from England.
Allen

Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

Allen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 12:11 PM:

> Maybe he's the last convict sent there from England.
> Allen

I'rather be a convict than a fuckwit religious
fanatic like the morons who founded yours.

Re: Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

Noons wrote:
> Allen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 12:11 PM:
>
>> Maybe he's the last convict sent there from England.
>> Allen
>
> I'rather be a convict than a fuckwit religious
> fanatic like the morons who founded yours.

Well convict ancestry is like Royalty here.

Re: Bret, The PVC King Gets Dethroned!!

Rob wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 11:34 PM:
> Noons wrote:
>> Allen wrote,on my timestamp of 21/05/2008 12:11 PM:
>>
>>> Maybe he's the last convict sent there from England.
>>> Allen
>>
>> I'rather be a convict than a fuckwit religious
>> fanatic like the morons who founded yours.
>
> Well convict ancestry is like Royalty here.

Exactly!