Re: Jewel OTS trip report (Long)Thank you Kurt and also to your daughter, Courtney.
I have no idea what age Courtney truly is but her journaling was fun
to read.
Her expressions of wonder, awe and delight came through and I chuckled
throughout.
Priceless!
--
jtc
jtamchay@yahoo,com
"Kurt Ullman" <kurtullman@yahoo,com > wrote in message
news:kurtullman-2E7164.08482202072008@70-3-168-216.area5.spcsdns,net ...
> I went through and patched together the various missives that my
> Youngest Daughter Courtney sent to friends and families during our
> British Isle, Fjords With A Couple Extra Places Thrown To Make It
> 11-Days In Length cruise.
> Most of these were done on the boat with Dad pacing behind her
> mumbling things about how we only have xxx minutes of Internet time
> left. That, combined with the rather clunky keyboards on RCCL ships
> in
> general, lead to all the mistakes. The Kid is Perfect.. That comes
> up
> her Mother's side.
> Because this was for family & friends, there are some
> references
> that might confuse the Casual Reader. Live with it.
> So, without further ado, herewith The Ullman Vacay-'08.
> ---
> I wanted to keep you all update on our travels
> throughout Europe and what better day to start then day I.
>
> Tom-(our new best friend/Limo driver) came to pick us
> up for the Ullman's European Tour 08. (Mom took video
> if you would like to watch it!) All smiles as we jump into
> the limo. It was dad's first limo ride. BOY WAS HE
> EXCITED. We loaded up 7 suitcases all (according to
> dad's weight watchers scale) equaled less then 50lbs.
>
> We pull out of the house with dreams of seeing
> Big Ben and the Parliament in just 12 hours. As we reached
> the Kingswood sign we look back a wave goodbye to all those
> people that aren't going to Europe. Little did we
> know...Soon it would be us!
>
> As we approached Grey Road, a bad word which I will
> not repeat came out of my dad's mouth. Thanks to
> technology these days dad got a text saying our flight is
> cancelled. The smiles drop from our faces.
>
> "Well, what are we supposed to do?" mom
> asked the America Airlines rep on the other end of the
> phone. We are pretty sure it was her first day there. She
> tells us there is nothing she can do. We could fly out
> tomorrow through TX or through Miami. Mama picks Miami b/c
> if we are getting stuck someplace it's going to be close to
> the keys!
>
> So day one didn't come out as plan. But, being
> Ullman's we believe in fate...Fate made us miss out on
> a day of London and seeing Wicked, so I'm a little
> pissed at Fate, but its fate all the same!
>
> So Tom is coming back at noon tomorrow to start Day 1
> (2) So, by Sunday my dad should be yelling "Hey kids
> look, Big Ben/Parliament"!" or "There is Hard
> Rock, The "mothership"
>
>
> Stay tuned for the adventures of Europe 08!
>
> --
> This is day 1/2/3 whatever you want to call it. I hope you
> enjoy our letters of adventures but please realize due to
> the price of the Internet and my dad's need to tell me
> to hurry up, there will be no proof reading. IF you cant
> understand either guess or make up your our part to the
> story!
>
> As we got to our parents house for the SECOND day in a row,
> we realized our limo driver was not our beloved Tom but
> Omar. At first we were disappointed but Omar had all the
> personality of Tom with better driving skills. Momo got to
> relax a little and her knuckles weren't so white on the
> ride to the airport. WE made it out of the neighborhood and
> let a sigh of relief no text message telling us our flight
> had been cancelled. The sky was blue and Miami were we
> come. Passing Michigan Road, we realized that we made it
> further today then yesterday and all smiled.
>
> We made it to the airport with all seven bags and our four
> carry ons.
>
> As we are checking in I tell the fam, "This is my
> dream vacy, they should up grade me to first class!"
> Heather processes to ask me if I think I'm a
> make-a-wish child. I tell her I don't have to be dying
> to dream....Fair enough.
>
> As we check in we realize that Connie at the counter IS
> NOT up for employee of the month. With her not my problems
> and So's? we realized that if we need help, Connie is
> not the one to ask and make our way to tour gate
>
> Heather was a little worrried at the size of the plane (or
> the lack there of) But she was a trooper all the way. We
> got to Miami with out a bump in the sky.
>
> As we bored the plane to London, Heather gasped with
> excitement, only for me to tell her this is business class
> and we are flying economy! WE squeeze into our seats
> wondering if the next time mama will cough up the extra
> dough!
>
> After an uneventful smooth trip, we landed in London. John
> picked us up looking every bit of the English gentleman...
>
> 10 things we learned about London.....
>
> 1. London eye is A LOT higher then it looks.
> 2.Scraves are SOOOOO in right now
> 3 Very few people in London actually have British accents
> 4.Rainbow flags mean peace, not that you're gay!
> 5. St James Park is not a short cut to the Hard Rock
> 6.You have to watch your step b/c there is horse shit
> EVERYWHERE
> 7. The guy that runs the "Vault" at the Hard
> Rock...Looks like Harry Potter and is in love with Jimmy
> Page. He also claims to know everything about music AND had
> never heard of Indiana.
> 8.Dad can't/ read a map. He will ask for directions,
> but doesn't listen to them
> 9. Dad and Heather Hate scarf watch 08
> 10. The Prez G-Dubs is not a popular in the UK
>
>
> NOT SO QUIET RIOTS
>
> At the beginning of the day, there were "protests"
> in London. By protests, I mean four tents of people. After
> being up for 24 hours, Heather and Dad go to bed but mom
> and I am not done with our adventures! So we went back
> out. Adventure is what we got. We went to enjoy Big Ben,
> etc. We realize that the protesting had gone from 10 to
> 100s. This was closed so mom stood in the middle of it
> and did some "eye witness" news for the video
> camera. During our exclusive we notice an abundance of
> rainbow color flags and I hate George Bush signs. We mom
> and I decided the protest was Lesbians that hate GWB.
> As the crowd got louder and louder, we notice there were
> only four cops or as dad like to call them. Bobbies. We
> were in over our heads and overdue for some sleep. We went
> back to the hotel and crashed!
>
> After we ate our breakfast buffet (which included baked
> beans?) John picked us back up in the morning and we left
> for Harwick. I was going to try to stay up to see the
> sights, but I realized that it look a lot like I69 and fell
> asleep only to wake to a beautiful boats.
>
> Bonjour-NO
>
> Unfourtunately we realize that Paris was on strike. Well not
> all o f Paris but the part were you dock. It's another
> set back-we are going to France just not Pair. A place that
> no one has ever heard of including the staff. So I'm sad
> to say...we will never have Paris!
>
> But on a brighter note. At the welcome party I won
> (according to rob from Ky) a very large piece of art work!@
> Which of course made mom jealous b/c she is the winner in
> the family. We've explored the ship and went to the
> send off party.
>
> I realize as I sit here watching the sunset over the Baltic,
> somewhere between Harwick and Dover...I realize we might not
> have Paris, but this is still the trip of a lifetime!
>
> --
> This will be the last e-mail that I right in my 20s...Sad
> but true!
>
> Anyway, the Internet has be sooo hard to go on so I'm
> going to give you a brief update on our travels thus far.
> Remember I'm typing fast and with little time so there
> will be a lot of typos. Just remember....try to figure it
> out or just make something up!
>
>
> We ended up in Cherbourgh France. It was a really cute
> little town that doesn't really see much tourist
> action. But still was beautiful!
>
> Highlights of Cherbourgh-
>
> 1. They take 2 and 1/2 hour lunches. During this time the
> eat bread and drink wine.....lets me honest that just
> rocks!
>
> 2. They had THE best farmers market I have ever seen. They
> green beans were the size of cucumbers and the cherries
> were insanely red.
>
> 3. WE found out there are people out there more sac
> religious then us. Why we sat around debating if you can
> take pictures in a church (you can) another family had
> their video camera out taping each other "preach"
>
>
> 4. Of course in France scarves are soooo in!
>
> After our time in France we were headed for Plymouth
> England. We woke up to the captain telling us...that
> ain't happening. There was a bad storm coming in and we
> could not tender into Plymouth. There were 35-40 ft swells
> and the wind was up to 40mph and it was not a good day for
> the people whom easily get motion sick!
>
> Highlights for things to do while hauling ass out of the
> Celtic Sea-
>
> 1. Not be disappointed that you are missing a reenactment of
> D-day practice
>
> 2. Eat....They say you gain 2 lbs a day on a cruise...they
> are might just be right
>
> 3. Bingo
>
> 4. Gamble, Gamble Gamble
>
> After the unexpected day at sea we headed on to Cohab
> (cork) Ireland....This was the last port the Titanic sailed
> from...Just a fun fact.
>
> Highlights of Cork
>
> 1. It is sooo lush and green, it's just how you picture
> Ireland being.
>
> 2. They also love the scarves and take 2-hour lunches...
>
> 3. we kissed the blarney stone..,it worked we all now have
> the gift of gab
>
> 4. Cork is 40% 30 somethings....YEAH I'm going back
>
>
> After that, we traveled on to Dublin...Dublin was more
> industrialized then we expected. It was the lush green of
> cork, but it was really cool.
>
> !. There was a lot more traffic then we would have thought!
>
> 2. Scarves are sooo in
>
> 3.The doors in are all different colors it looks soooo cool
>
> 4.St Patrick's Cathedral sells shot glasses....that
> rocks
>
> 5, Having a Guinness in Ireland is in no way
> over-rated....not even close!
>
> Scotland was next and thus far our favorite! It was even
> more beautiful then you could have imagined seeing in
> movies and pictures.
>
> 1. It was green and lush, they said it was drought season
> so I can't imagine how beautiful it is when it rains...
>
> 2.They ferry ride was amazing
> ?
> 3. The lochs- we didn't see the loch ness monster...but
> would you believe me if I said I did?
> 4. There was never a bad view...not matter where you
> looked it was always beautiful...
>
>
> Today is our day at sea....We have already
>
> 1. been in a slot tourney....Mom came in third
>
> 2. Ate, Ate, Ate
>
> Now it is nap time!
>
> This isn't even 1/100 of what we have been doing, but
> Dad would kill me if I took time to write it all. It has
> been nothing but amazing set backs and all! ON to Norway!
> Love you all!
>
> --
> I only have 10 mins on my card so here is the low down on
> Norway....Sorry about typos and errors....If you can't
> figure it out make it up!
>
> Norway was more then amazing and beautiful....If it was
> only 30 degrees warmer I would have sworn I was in heaven!
>
>
> Flam Highlights...
>
> 1. We missed a landslide by mins... the landslide occurred
> right after our train had left the station!
>
> @ There were no fish heads on the buffet....mom and I
> worried
>
> 3. I got to drink from the fountain of youth on my 30th
> b-day...that rocked
>
> 4. The myths of trolls dragons and women with tails...
>
> I personally took over 125 pictures...so I will be sure to
> fill you in out the beauty that I cannot even begin to
> describe!
>
> The next day we went to asluand norway on our own...
>
>
> It was a lot less beautiful and had a lot more people
> around.
>
> Highlights....
>
> A lot of shopping... but no tourist traps :)
>
> Meeting a lot of friendly people.
>
> sneaking into a Norwegian hotel to use the bathroom...
>
> getting massages and facials with the beautiful view of the
> fjords
>
>
> Bergen...
>
> Was everything you think a European city would be....
>
> Little shops and cafes....
>
> A fish market that sold just about everything!
>
> There was a square were the people ate lunch and watch a
> man (my future husband) play the piano..,it was soo
> amazing...
>
>
> I would tell everyone to go to Norway..,it is a hidden
> treasure for sure!
>
>
> For everyone that complains about daylight savings time
> (Stef Jones) The sunsets at 12:00am and is rising again by
> 4:00am....so be grateful our sun goes down...
>
> I will fill you guys in on more when I get home....:) We
> are leaving for Windsor at 6:30am and will be arriving home
> at midnight! I have had the trip of a lifetime and I will
> be back to Europe hopefully sooner then later.////
>
>
> Love you all
>
>
> Ullman-out...with two mines to spare!@