Come see how the PROS do it!

Come see how the PROS do it!

You may think you know a lot about wedding photography, but you need to see
how the real PROS do it.
My Lord and Master, Sir Douglas St. James-MacDonald is the most sought-after
Professional Wedding Photographer in Tangalooma. Some of his outstanding
work can be viewed here:

http :// www .pbase,com /figgy/badweddings


Lord MacDonald doesn't just specialize in weddings, however. He is also one
of the most recognized portrait photographers in Queensland. Here is just a
sample of the awesomeness you can expect when you hire Sir Douglas to
photograph your litter:

http :// www .pbase,com /figgy/sucks

My benefactor, Sir Douglas, is a generous and giving man. He suggests that
you save his photos to your own computer by simply right-clicking on the
photo and choosing "Save Picture As" in your browser. This way you can
enjoy his awesomeness forever and study his masterful techniques like soft
focus, selective focus, and even no focus.
And don't be afraid to share his pics with all your friends so that they too
may experience the work of a true Photo God.

And don't listen to all those internet bullies and Yankee wankers who are
always making fun of my Lord and Master, Douglas St. James - MacDonald.
They are just jealous that they can't approach his status. Sir Douglas
MacDonald proves that you don't need decent equipment to take truly
memorable photographs.

D-Mac RULES !!!


-Figgy