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OT: joke
Patient goes to his doctor and the doctor suggests doing a rectal exam as
the patient has just turned 50 and has never had one before.
The patient asks, "is it going to hurt?"
The doctor answers that it may be a little uncomfortable but really nothing
more than that.
The doctor proceeds with the exam and the guy starts yelling, screaming, and
carrying on as if he were being murdered.
After the exam is over, the doctor tells him that he is going to have to
repeat the exam over again.
On the second exam, the guy screams and yells twice as loud as on the first,
and asks the doctor why it hurt so much more the second time around.
The doctor tells him that he used two fingers on the second exam.
The guy asks his doctor why he used two fingers the second time.
His doctor answers, "just in case you wanted a second opinion."
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Patient goes to his doctor and the doctor suggests doing a rectal exam as
the patient has just turned 50 and has never had one before.
The patient asks, "is it going to hurt?"
The doctor answers that it may be a little uncomfortable but really nothing
more than that.
The doctor proceeds with the exam and the guy starts yelling, screaming, and
carrying on as if he were being murdered.
After the exam is over, the doctor tells him that he is going to have to
repeat the exam over again.
On the second exam, the guy screams and yells twice as loud as on the first,
and asks the doctor why it hurt so much more the second time around.
The doctor tells him that he used two fingers on the second exam.
The guy asks his doctor why he used two fingers the second time.
His doctor answers, "just in case you wanted a second opinion."
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