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Turning petroleum into food!

Reply from: 2
Date: 18 May 2008, 02:11
Turning petroleum into food!

The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.

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Biodegradation of petroleum via fermentation.

Liu, D
Biotechnology (pp. 103-134)
1985
Cheremisinoff PN and Ouellette RP (Eds)

The growth of microorganisms on petroleum hydrocarbons has received
considerably attention because of the possibility of producing
single-cell-protein from petroleum for animal feed or human food uses.
Moreover, the prospects of utilizing hydrocarbon-degrading microorganisms
for the treatment of refinery waste as well as for the clean-up of oil spill
have promoted research endeavors in various aspects of petroleum
biodegradation. Because of the voluminous research on the subject of
petroleum biodegradation, no attempt will be made to carry out an exhaustive
search and review of all the literature. Instead, this chapter will focus on
the practical aspects of petroleum biodegradation and the related processes.
The literature data will be presented in 12 tables and it is hoped that this
approach will assist in coalescing the diverse subjects into a coherent
framework, which will be useful to scientists and engineers in the field of
petroleum fermentation.

///

The current craze to turn food stock into fuel is evocative of some kinds of
metabolic disregulation. Enzymatic evolution eliminated such useless cycles
eons ago. Mother Gaia is surely displeased with the current generation of
environmentalists. Maybe she will cleanse the earth with fire or ice, this
time.



Reply from: Bill Penrose
Date: 18 May 2008, 08:06
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

On May 17, 4:11 pm, "2" <non...@anon,com > wrote:
> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>

This month, the 6,666,666,666th person was born on earth.

What the earth needs is a way to turn people into oil.

Please feed my SUV.

DB

Reply from: 2
Date: 18 May 2008, 19:56
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

"Bill Penrose" <penrose@iit.edu> wrote

> On May 17, 4:11 pm, "2" <non...@anon,com > wrote:
>> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>>
>
> This month, the 6,666,666,666th person was born on earth.
>
> What the earth needs is a way to turn people into oil.
>
> Please feed my SUV.
>
> DB

The cycle is almost complete. Remember "Soylent Green" starring Charlatan
Heston? The technology to turn people into food is now an "emergent
technology".



Reply from: kiloVolts
Date: 18 May 2008, 20:39
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

"2" <noname@anon,com > wrote in message
news:25_Xj.148823$Cj7.107959@pd7urf2no...
> "Bill Penrose" <penrose@iit.edu> wrote
>
>> On May 17, 4:11 pm, "2" <non...@anon,com > wrote:
>>> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>>>
>>
>> This month, the 6,666,666,666th person was born on earth.
>>
>> What the earth needs is a way to turn people into oil.
>>
>> Please feed my SUV.
>>
>> DB
>
> The cycle is almost complete. Remember "Soylent Green" starring Charlatan
> Heston? The technology to turn people into food is now an "emergent
> technology".

Why not just recycle SUV's into guns? That would solve the overpopulation
problem. I presume there is no shotage of bullets. Am I wrong?



Reply from: nicovar@hushmail,com
Date: 18 May 2008, 22:10
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

On May 18, 11:39 am, "kiloVolts" <spamt...@nospam,com > wrote:

> Why not just recycle SUV's into guns? That would solve the overpopulation
> problem. I presume there is no shotage of bullets. Am I wrong?- Hide quoted text -

NO! You have all wrong. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
The problem with your thesis that guns can be used as a means of
population contol is that there is grave planetary shortage of cold
blooded killers. The only hope to control population is birth control.
The only acceptable contraception is the pill. Have you ever tried to
get it up or keep it up inside a rubber? The problem with chemical
contraception is that there is a grave planetary shortage of chemists
and pharamceutical companies. Also there is way to much regulation of
the pharmaceutical industry, inhibiting brave chemists from producing
drugs for the needy population of the world. WTO be damned!

Reply from: Bill Penrose
Date: 18 May 2008, 23:44
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

On May 18, 1:10 pm, nico...@hushmail,com wrote:
> ...The only hope to control population is birth control.
> The only acceptable contraception is the pill.

Seems to be working so far...

The chief hindrance to population control is organized religion.

All major religions oppose birth control. It's bad for recruitment and
political power.

DB


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Reply from: Mark Thorson
Date: 19 May 2008, 06:15
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

nicovar@hushmail,com wrote:
>
> On May 18, 11:39 am, "kiloVolts" <spamt...@nospam,com > wrote:
>
> > Why not just recycle SUV's into guns? That would solve the overpopulation
> > problem. I presume there is no shotage of bullets. Am I wrong?- Hide quoted text -
>
> NO! You have all wrong. Guns don't kill people, people kill people.

Generally speaking, people with guns.

And, of course, it's not guns that kill people.
It's bullets! Go ahead and give everybody a gun,
just lock up all the bullets!

-- paraphrased from Pat Paulsen

Reply from: hanson
Date: 18 May 2008, 20:42
Re: Turning petroleum into food!


Neuron # "2" <noname@anon,com > wrote in message
news:25_Xj.148823$Cj7.107959@pd7urf2no...
> "Bill Penrose" <penrose@iit.edu> wrote
>
Neuron # "2" <non...@anon,com > wrote:
>>> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>>>
hanson wrote:
Your "recycled old idea" under food crisis conditions is
known as "REVOLUTION". You don't wanna be around
when that happens in your own neighborhood.
== Be careful what you wish for -- you just might get it ==
>>
"Bill Penrose" <penrose@iit.edu> wrote to Neuron #2
>> This month, the 6,666,666,666th person was born on earth.
>> What the earth needs is a way to turn people into oil.
>> Please feed my SUV.
>> DB
>
Neuron # 2 wrote:
> The cycle is almost complete. Remember "Soylent Green" starring Charlatan
> Heston? The technology to turn people into food is now an "emergent
> technology".
>
hanson wrote:
ahahahaha.. if Heston was a Charlatan then you are
a little green idiot, a class 3 enviro, of the worst kind.
Tell me now for how many weeks your proposed
cannibalization would furnish food for the starving.
..... ... ... ... until it's their turn on the butcher's block.
Do not watch any movies if they have such a bad
influence on you... especially avoid seeing Al Gore's.
But thanks for the laughs... ahahaha... ahahanson




Reply from: Mark Thorson
Date: 18 May 2008, 21:39
Re: Turning petroleum into food!

2 wrote:
>
> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>
> http :// md1.csa,com /partners/viewrecord.php?requester=gs&collection=TRD&recid=20070650244928MT&q=&uid=791974967&setcookie=yes
>
> Biodegradation of petroleum via fermentation.

There's a whole book on this subject.

Synthetic Food
Magnus Pyke
London: John Murray, 1970
New York: St. Martin's Press, 1971

Reply from: Robert S
Date: 19 May 2008, 00:23
Re: Turning petroleum into food!



2 wrote:

> The global food crisis demands that we recycle old ideas.
>
> http :// md1.csa,com /partners/viewrecord.php?requester=gs&collection=TRD&recid 070650244928MT&q=&uidy1974967&setcookie=yes
>
> Biodegradation of petroleum via fermentation.
>
> Liu, D
> Biotechnology (pp. 103-134)
> 1985
> Cheremisinoff PN and Ouellette RP (Eds)
>
> The growth of microorganisms on petroleum hydrocarbons has received
> considerably attention because of the possibility of producing
> single-cell-protein from petroleum for animal feed or human food uses.
> Moreover, the prospects of utilizing hydrocarbon-degrading microorganisms
> for the treatment of refinery waste as well as for the clean-up of oil spill
> have promoted research endeavors in various aspects of petroleum
> biodegradation. Because of the voluminous research on the subject of
> petroleum biodegradation, no attempt will be made to carry out an exhaustive
> search and review of all the literature. Instead, this chapter will focus on
> the practical aspects of petroleum biodegradation and the related processes.
> The literature data will be presented in 12 tables and it is hoped that this
> approach will assist in coalescing the diverse subjects into a coherent
> framework, which will be useful to scientists and engineers in the field of
> petroleum fermentation.
>
> ///
>
> The current craze to turn food stock into fuel is evocative of some kinds of
> metabolic disregulation. Enzymatic evolution eliminated such useless cycles
> eons ago. Mother Gaia is surely displeased with the current generation of
> environmentalists. Maybe she will cleanse the earth with fire or ice, this
> time.

This suggests a new pinnacle of environmental achievement: turning
petroleum into biomass, converting that into petroleum and that in
turn back into biomass...etc unto infinity.

Each stage of the process would of course be heavily subsidized by tax-
payers, and it could continue forever without producing anything of
value, save an inelegant thermodynamic downward spiral.





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